Hilarious Tale of a dad and babie's puke

So I hear most men run when it comes to things like changing diaper especially when babies make the bigger version of calls or when they puke. I have seen alot of videos of babies vs dad moments and i always laugh what i see, but then i met this somewhere and found it to be very hilarious,
Read the story below

Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends. On the way home, projectile vomitoccurred and the whole time my wife wasn't answering her phone.... See the ensuing text messages.

But then he later updated below concerning the posts above;

UPDATE: See my Facebook page for a new post about the ‪#‎barfpocalypse‬(complete with a pic of Declan minus the barf). It's awesome to see so many people found this so funny! It's been ridiculous to see this hilarity go viral. I just wanted to clarify that while the rest of the story is true, the part about the police coming and the breathalyzer was just something I added for dramatic effect for my wife in the moment. Now that the story has blown up, I wouldn’t want anyone to think badly of the Burlingame PD because I was joking! The truth counts. I actually went down to Burlingame PD and chatted with them and we had a good laugh about it. The 'barf heard round the world’ was bad, but it didn’t include a breathalyzer!

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